Phillip Loparte poem

"we have been meeting as a group to devise ways to keep you in perpetual uncertainty..."

I heard this on Writer’s Almanac at the close of Morning Edition on NPR Friday.  It made me laugh.  I’ve been on both sides of this nutcase fence.  Maybe not to this extreme but maybe…

Thought you’d like reading the poem, too.

We Who Are Your Closest Friends

by Phillip Lopate

we who are
your closest friends
feel the time
has come to tell you
that every Thursday
we have been meeting
as a group
to devise ways
to keep you
in perpetual uncertainty
frustration
discontent and
torture
by neither loving you
as much as you want
nor cutting you adrift

your analyst is
in on it
plus your boyfriend
and your ex-husband
and we have pledged
to disappoint you
as long as you need us

in announcing our
association
we realize we have
placed in your hands
a possible antidote
against uncertainty
indeed against ourselves
but since our Thursday nights
have brought us
to a community of purpose
rare in itself
with you as
the natural center
we feel hopeful you
will continue to make
unreasonable
demands for affection
if not as a consequence
of your
disastrous personality

then for the good of the collective

“We Who Are Your Closest Friends” by Phillip Lopate, from At the End of the Day. © Marsh Hawk Press, 2010

Funny, huh?  In a crazy sort of way, at least.

(Loparte was born in 1943 and currently teaches English at Hofstra University.  That’s FYI; I like that kind of information and think everybody else does, too.)

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